iff yuoo recell, zee fuoonders ooff thees cuoontry streefed tu instell es mooch ooff a
poore-a cepeetelist system es pusseeble-a.  edem smeet vrute-a "zee veelt ooff
neshuns" in 1776, vheech serfed es zee bese-a mudel fur emereecun cepeetelism.
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yuoo shuoold reed it, it's guud stoofff.  iff yuoo gu beck iest tu nev inglund,
yuoo veell feend booseenesses veet seegns ooootseede-a zee duur seyeeng, "seence-a 1750",
"ist. 1765", itc.  zeese-a booseenesses hefe-a beee "preefetely oovned und
oopereted" fur oofer 200 yeers becoose-a cepeetelism hes beee zee emereecun
meendset fur thet lung.  cepeetelism ves in zee meends ooff emereeca seence-a beffure-a
its beert: it hed beee in zeeeer meends seence-a its cuncepshun.  ooreeginelly,
gufernmunt hed nu pert in booseeness, boot recuntly, tu geeen leferege-a oofer
suceeety, tu oobteeen mure-a pooer, und tu ecqooeere-a mure-a muney, zee gufernmunt
hes pessed legeesleshun tu poot gufernmunt in zee cepteeen's cheeer ooff beeg
booseeness.  by recuntly, i meun veethin thees cuntoory.  ooff cuoorse-a, remember,
zee cunsteetooshun is a leefing ducoomunt, ifer chungeeble-a, und it is up tu zee
peuple-a tu deceede-a hoo mooch sey zee gufernmunt hes in zeeeer leefes, und in
zeeeer booseenesses.  iff yuoo vunt zee gufernmunt tu ifffect ifery espect ooff
yuoor leeffe-a, zeee cell yuoor sunetur.
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